My Karate Kid Shower

Step Nine: Rock Onward
That’s right. My old crew still knows how to get Halloween done right. On the left we have Beeps (here’s a better shot) as the upside-down clown (his shoes should be on his hands, but he’s a wuss. This is my clown outfit and my idea. I thought of it back in ’02, which puts it before the Super Bowl commercial with the almost-identical upside-down clown. Eerily coincidental? No way. We have an informant in our midst). Buzz Lightyear’s costume is fitting well this year. William Wallace’s huge pecks were shy so they hid behind Inmate, aka “Worst-Costume Idea Ever”. THE WZA (yes, all caps) is some priest or something dumb, while Justin mimmicks the least-scariest ninja ever with foam nunchuckas and grandpa slippers. On the end we have the greatest t-shirt ever designed. It reads, “I’m Stupid” with an arrow pointing to the (shirt wearer’s) left. Get it? Yeah, I thought of that. And to complete my outfit, I borrowed a pair of Chuck Taylors.